I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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