Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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