Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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