she was so not down for the gang bang
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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