i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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