I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize