So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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