ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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