I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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