Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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