I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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