The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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