Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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