no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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