What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
handjob tips. give me some.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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