I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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