i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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