i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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