I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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