Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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