Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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