is your mom at the bar?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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