I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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