called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
did you just send me my own nude
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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