yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Your tits are I can't wait for
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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