that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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