How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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