yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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