I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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