I hope mine doesn't look like that
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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