i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
im on a boat
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