On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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