So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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