Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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