Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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