His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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