your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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