i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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