so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
