I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Randomize
