so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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