That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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