I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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