This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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