can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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