: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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