why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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