I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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