I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
be right there i have to get my cape
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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