: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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