her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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