The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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